Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.

Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!

by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024

Slow Squatch

When I giant Sasquatch of a person is obvious to obvious come ons, flirting or other sexual advances. The individual is usually a calm and gentle giant but dumb as hell when it comes to flirting

Dave is a slow Squatch

by Dave Squatch February 25, 2024

Validation Slow Pitch

A deliberately lobbed social media post tossed right down the middle, inviting former teammates, casual acquaintances, and long-forgotten rivals to unload a barrage of compliments. Typically disguised as hesitation (e.g., “not sure I wanna but…”) despite the poster refreshing the comments like it’s a tie game in the 7th.

Andrew just threw a Validation Slow Pitch on Facebook, opened with ‘not sure I wanna but…’ and by midnight the comments section looked like a postgame award ceremony.

by Corey Daul February 3, 2026