Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore

Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore.

by Dr.Phil(the cool one) July 20, 2022

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

job-opening

How a horny stud with a raging hard-on views a hot chick's mouth.

Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!

by QuacksO August 4, 2025

FBI OPEN UP

The FBI Might be watching me

My waifu: Senpai HARDER FASTER DEEPER.....

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!

by Afriend_of Allison January 23, 2023

Close-open

In the restaurant industry, a close-open is when a restaurant employee locks up (last to leave) or ends work at closing time of the establishment, then opens (first to arrive) or begins work at opening time of the following day

Sorry dude, I can't hang out tonight. They got me working a close-open.
Two close-opens in a row?!? Is that even legal?

by Slugmoid_Enjoyer March 11, 2025

Open as fuck

When your best friend thinks a certain store is closed but you know for sure that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK!

Richie: man that store looks like it's closed...
NIKI: nah that bitch is OPEN AS FUCK
RICHIE:yeah I think ur right

by Lyno Richie December 11, 2022