milked toast

Someone (usually a guy) who is a dork who tries to be cool and fails miserably. Usually older, (18-40) and also a wuss or acts wussy; lacks a backbone.

Cary Elwes character from Liar Liar is a perfect example.

Did you see Lisa's new boyfriend? Don't know what she sees in him, the guy's milked toast.

by Greg S May 23, 2005

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Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 02, 2018

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dick toasted waffle

Putting your dick in a toaster, then pouring syrup all over your dick and wrapping it in a waffle so your girl/guy can eat and suck it at the same time.

"Babe can we do a dick toasted waffle"

"No I dont feel like putting my dick in a toaster so you can have waffles and dick at the same time"

"But Im hungry and horny"

by Smackthefap. April 10, 2015

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Avocado toast with salt

You feel less basic now, but you're really not

Why did you put salt on your avocado toast

Because avocado toast with salt is less basic

FU

by PointingatmyBALLZ December 08, 2022

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Toasted Dweane Palace

–noun
1. an establishment located in the Pacific Northwest that not only serves moderately priced alcoholic beverages and food of poor quality, but is also a safe haven for judgmental hipster crowds and ne’er-do-wells. Generally dimly lit, supports local "art", and often promotes infighting by playing Top 40 jukebox tracks.
2. Satellite Lounge.

Fine Citizen #1: "I just moved to this neighborhood. Do you know anywhere I can grab an enjoyable pint or two?"

Fine Citizen #2: "Steer clear of Satellite Lounge, that place is a Toasted Dweane Palace."

by G.Sweet January 26, 2009

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