The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

COVID TAX

WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.

AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!

Mate, I went to get some services done but I got hit with a covid tax!

by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021

Covid feelings

Feelings you get over the phone or in quarantine with someone. It’s like a summer fling but during the covid-19 pandemic.

“So I mean nothing to you?”
“Nope I caught covid feelings sorry! “

by Unst.Juggernaut April 13, 2021

Covid Test

When A Male Sticks His Penis into the females Mouth then sticks it into her nose

I GAVE SAMUEL A COVID TEST LAST NIGHT

by CallMeDaddyT May 4, 2021

COVID Cop

Someone who enforces Covid 19 and social distancing measures.

“No we can’t seat a table of 6!” said the COVID Cop

by Jonathan Sankey November 9, 2020

Coviding

to spend time with two or more people you trust to be healthy even though corona virus is still here and we don't have a vaccine.

We are coviding at my brothers house tonight to celebrate his birthday

by Alltheabove27 July 17, 2020

Covid-19

A vacation wich people dont want, and kills.

Fuck Covid-19 said by the middle aged brick throwing man

by Hanz be like June 5, 2020