Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

orange necking

The game where you take oranges and pass them to other people using your neck and chin.

Josh: ay yo you wanna go orange necking?

Sam: nah bruh that Shits gay af

by Yung bludd December 29, 2016

stump neck

A person who is usually on the chubby side who has a neck that looks like a tree stump aka stump neck.

Gabrielle Iglesias would be an example of a person with a stump neck. Terrio would also work.

by MichaelGregory February 12, 2015

Lez neck

A very redneck lesbian, leans towards the special-needs way of life🥴

Who’s the man in the squattd truck, oh never mind that’s just a Lez neck!

by Shisher misher July 16, 2022

Super Neck

When you give someone (or someone gives you) a neck so hard that other people around you can hear it echo. When a person says "that's a super neck", the other person usually trys to run away.

David: Isn't Russia the largest country in europe?
Gavin: That's a super neck.
David: NO WAIT!
Gavin: *Gives David a super neck*
Lisa: What was that noise?
Jermey: It was probably someone giving someone else a super neck. It sounded like it was at the end of the hallway.

Also similar to that's a neck.

by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck

His head can not stop going up and down because of this

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us, you god darn piston neck”

“You fucking piston neck”

“What are ya? A fucking piston neck?!”

“Get off my land you piston neck”

Or if you are a women

“Get your willy out of my face you piston neck”

“Get off my behind, you piston neck lookin retard”

Honourable mentions

Piston Neck Pete
Piston Neck Willy

by TheHungryShoe September 28, 2020

neck surgeon

An expert at soliciting and receiving neck

"Call me the fucking neck surgeon man, I GET head!"

by popeyethefailure May 22, 2018