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Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed

The word/phrase:
“Table: yeeted
Therapist: greeted
Holy-water: needed”

A expression used to express genuine concern or used in the new generations terms “fear”
Person 1: how do you feel after looking at this photo? **shows picture of a cross-breed between an ohio spawn and a thing from SWEET HOME ALABAMA**

Person 2: table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: needed.
by Lunar enthusiast May 21, 2023
mugGet the Table: yeeted, therapist: greeted, holy-water: neededmug.

I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.
"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."
by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024
mugGet the I need him biblically.mug.
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
mugGet the you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.mug.

i need that

when you don’t just say want to beat someone’s ass but you NEED to beat their ass
by asianbaddie23 January 26, 2025
mugGet the i need thatmug.

help we need

When a group of people is wanting sexual intercourse with a woman
"Thats some help we need," Jason said to the boyz.
by ayessvee October 10, 2020
mugGet the help we needmug.

Needs to die

No. I don't. YOU WANT THAT... Because it make YOU look like a dimwit. You said I was that! And then you cried like a bitch because I WASN'T that.
Hym "And then I created AI literally. So, this is the difference between dimwit and not a dimwit. And, you know, if anyone needs to die it's probably NOT the creator of AI. Maybe it's someone who's, like, some kind of petty charlatan. Or children! Children should always die. 100% of the time. You know what I say: The only good kid is a dead kid, amaright?"
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
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