Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.

Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!

by Cabage_master November 20, 2018

Lesbian time

Lesbian time goes faster than straight time.
1:7 ratio
Also see: bisexual time

Straight girl #1: how long have you been dating your gf for?
Lesbian: 7 months
Straight girl #2: I thought it was only 1 month
Lesbian: no, lesbian time

by Spicy.dino March 8, 2021

Lesbian muffin

Gluten free, sugar free, taste free, certified organic, fresh fruit, non GMO muffin. An insipid but super healthy muffin that lesbians love.

I ate a blueberry lesbian muffin for breakfast today.

by Candy_1234 October 13, 2019

Lesbian Pretzel

When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.

Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*

by TheGoatest23 July 31, 2019

Lesbian-ish

Where your a lesbian until 18 because your to scared of getting pregnant because your scared of not being allowed to get a abortion so you just date girls.

You’re lesbian-ish aren’t you? Don’t worry I am too I’m scared.

by Little_Savvyy December 13, 2020

Lawnmower Lesbian

The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.

Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.

by pezpact November 14, 2022

Sheath lesbian

Lesbian with a vagina, paired with a sword lesbian, one with a penis.

I went to "Agloe" last night. I've met amazing girl, curvacious, sweet, funny...
Sis, but how she feels about your dick?
We talked, she disclosed she's a sheath lesbian.

by Twirling_Alpaca_2137 March 9, 2022