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Messy Lesbian

A homosexual femalel that seldom bathes, has poor hygiene and is obese.
See also, Amberlynn Reid.
by Timmy Largo January 26, 2020
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scissor of lesbians

A group of lesbians hanging out together. Plural. Similar to a murder of crows, or a bunch of bananas.
Hey man, check out that scissor of lesbians hanging out over there. I wonder if they will start scissoring soon.
by hubbles lake March 20, 2020
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lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
by Gamersauce May 4, 2020
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lesbian blt

When a man is having intercourse with 3 women, and ejaculates between the bottom two, but still gets left out.
I’m gonna make this lesbian BLT extra creamy.
by DinoDik June 18, 2020
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Lesbian clown

its when someone female and a lesbian falls for another straight girl .
I am the Google definition of a lesbian clown
by mil0peeboy July 13, 2020
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Unfunny lesbian

by Jasmine bruh July 11, 2022
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twitter lesbian

You will never come across one outside, because this is the most chronically online kind of internet user in the LGBT community.
Mostly fandom-oriented, twitter lesbians will seethe and seek to make a problem out of every minor "inconvenience" on the interwebs, even if it's just a striped flags or a headcanon from an anime game.
twitter lesbian: "You know that's lesbophobic, right?"
average being: "What's lesbophobic? I used the gay male flag??"
by swyko July 6, 2022
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