Grass

Earth's majestical naturally occurring pubic hair that somehow appears from dirt

Man, why do cows eat grass? It's Earths pubes

by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 21, 2024

Grass

Adjective/verb/noun: Describes a chaotic or absurd state where everything feels so ridiculous that sanity is optional. The embodiment of exhaustion so profound that all you want to do is exist as grass – silent, still, and utterly unbothered.

“Go grass or go home” - When you’re so close to losing it that you fully embrace the chaos or absurdity as a coping mechanism.

Urgent Notes:

“Grass” can be applied universally – whether you’re mentally fried, descending into silliness, or just want to become one with the lawn and vibe forever.

Example: “This is a mess, it’s go grass or go home at this point.”

“I’m grassing hard after that endless meeting.”

“GRASSGRASSGRASSGRASS”

by grassgod January 22, 2025

Grass

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.

Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL

touch some grass!
toxic twitter user: no lol

by wut_luke March 28, 2021

grass

something 96% of twitter users haven't touched LOL

hey you should touch some grass you twitter user!

twitter user: no lol

by wut_luke March 28, 2021

Grass

Another word for good/great

‘That movie was very grass’

‘You outfit is so grass’

by yaisbfuendka April 20, 2023

Grass

If you are seriously searching up the definition of grass, you need to touch some, now

“I played video games for 10 hours last night”

“GO TOUCH GRASS!!!”

by ItWouldntLetMeNameMyselfFish May 18, 2023