Floor Knockers

A plural noun used by Foot fetishist to describe a nice set of feet (aka toe holders).

Some glorious floor knockers can be seen at the beach or Foot Locker!

by Mikael (Mike) Hawk August 4, 2025

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

Floor chink

Someone who lays prone on an objective

That man is a total floor chink.

by MulletCar December 8, 2022

floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.

Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.

by Seth L-V February 5, 2008

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"

by FrigOff May 20, 2014

floor hickey

when you trip and days later it forms a round purple bump that hurts sometimes

ah damn it fuck my asshole i got a floor hickey it hurts so badly

by toilet struggler October 2, 2021

Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.

Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.

by shredder141 September 30, 2010