Eli

The type of douchebag who says cringingly down bad things, such as “fuck, don’t make me hard right now”

Eli said “you’re so nasty for letting these 40 year old men hit on you.”

by Austinite1 May 20, 2025

Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025

Eli

a person who shows up without warning or has the nickname of Queen Barbie Eliza

Don't be a useless Eli.

by SecretsareDead August 1, 2023

Eli

The name of the realest mf you'll ever meet.

Eli is my best friend. I love him.

by d1a7a August 2, 2023

Eli

A guy who follows a bunch of bitches he doesn’t know and talks out of his ass.

Eli: “AH” on girls post

In my brain: You don’t even know the girl.

by a person with that name duh August 6, 2023

Eli

A fat ass

You know Eli ? Yeah man ! Such a fat ass

by M530 August 23, 2023

Eli

a unicorn

"what is Eli?"
"a unicorn"

by d1a7a August 27, 2023