eli

my favourite person ever and my super awesome duper maducious emo lover

“do you love eli”
“YES”

by keiopipi August 22, 2022

The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

Eli Moore

Beauty in a human form. Deserving of all the love the world could possibly give and a fantastical life with many wonders ahead.

You know Eli Moore? They're INCREDIBLE.

by Odnsbxudjdndb July 21, 2021

Carson Eli Bear

I love his mom.
He is a mafia gang leader.

Carson Eli Bear can i have your mom

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022

Esther and Eli

The best power couple out there. They will pretend to be just friends at first but everyone can see that they’re in love!

Yo did you see that couple?!
Yea that’s Esther and Eli I wish I had a relationship like theirs

by Thick_thigh_0012456 October 09, 2023

eli king

my literal bae. in wuv

eli king is bae

by your bae that literally wuvs u October 16, 2021