Forest child

A kid that grew up in the woods doing outdoorsy shit like hiking, hammocking, drinking moonshine, and rock climbing.
Billy only ever wants to hang out if we’re basically backpacking, god what a forest child.

Billy is such a forest child he just told me he’d fuck his second cousin.
by Pearl Paul July 18, 2018
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Dr. Childs

Assistant math prof who is Protas' and Gomez' bitch. He resents them and takes out his frustration by being an asshole to first years and writing impossible exams.
Fuck Dr. Childs I'm going to Protas' lecture, he makes hard concepts seem trivial at best.
by Fancis Begbie April 9, 2009
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Meat Child

A disgusting looking mutated meat blob of a child found drawn in books, chalk boards, white boards, magazines, or any where else that can be drawn on, Although they have been rumored to live in certian forest all around the United States, no official evidence has been found to prove this.
The most widely drawn meat child has its eyes melting off its face, no mouth, no legs, slits for a nose and an arm growing out of its head, however, meat children have been seen with a wide verity of features.
Save the Meat Child!
Lets go kick the Meat Child!
The "beef" in that beef and bean burrito is accually made from ground Meat Children!
by Smog the Pyro King July 16, 2007
mugGet the Meat Childmug.

Banana Child

The result of banana sex...
Child: Why am i yellow mummy?
mother: You are a banana child... duh!!
by sexy_biatch!! September 11, 2014
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freak child

a random person that does so strange things some times but is very nice and lovely
very similar to noob
you're such a freak child
by krazydb February 22, 2009
mugGet the freak childmug.

Adult child

Someone who is an adult (over 18) but still displays child-like features and characteristics. They feel as if they still are a child and don't want to grow up yet, spirit wise.
Johnathan and Samantha would rather play video games and go go-kart racing than go on sit-down dates at fancy restaurants. Thus, they are adult children.
by KingKidnem September 16, 2017
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