chad ocho cinco

the new official name of NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati Bengals

In court somewhere in Florida:
Chad: Hello, my name is Chad Johnson, I am a famous NFL WR and I would like to change my last name to Ocho Cinco so I can seem even more audacious and idiotic.
Judge: What a great reason! I agree! Court is now adjourned.

NFL Fanboy: Like lookz @ dis sick Chad Johnson Bengals jersey I got for my birthday! I am lykE tottaly going to wearz it to teh gAme my ParentZ are binging me to!!!!!11111one11eleven!!!
True Bengals Fan: There is no player on the Bengals named Chad Johnson, but there is a player name Chad Ocho Cinco!

by you got me lost for words October 20, 2008

Chad

A stereotypical white frat kid who doesn't understand why he can't say the word nigger.

Jay: Who should we invite over Friday night for the party?
Jake: Definitely not Chad, I don't want to have to call 911 tonight.

by dynamoroller45 September 18, 2017

Chad

A chad is a massive anti incel who gets all the ladies is the buffest man is the most popular dude out there all around the guy most girls want

"girl named Antonia": have you seen that chad of a man Marcel
"girl named Petra": yes omg hes such a chad

by heordaman November 20, 2020

Chad

That Mexican friend you’ve always wanted. And can’t ever get salty unless you touch his hair that’s looks like the noob skin. He is the complete opposite of his brother able cable fable ornaments box monkey who will break his keyboard because he got shot for 1 hp

Hey wanna go out chad
Sure if ur GAY bum bum bummmmmm

by Jimbo or that guy from Asia July 12, 2019

chad ginsburg

Some guy who plays guitar for CKY, and hangs around with Bam Margera

Chad Ginsberg hangs out with CKY and Bam Margera

by Craig September 3, 2006

Chad Michael Murray

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
a celebrity that starred in "A Cinderella Story"

Girl#1:"Omg did you watch "a Cinderella Story?"
Girl#2: Hell no! Hillary Duff is in it!She can fucking die.
Girl#2: Yeah I hare her to, but Chad is in the movie too
Girl#2:OMG REALLY??!?!?! ok then im gunna watch it!
Girl#2:.. yeah I watched it yesterday.. looking at Chad gave me an orgasm

by i heart chad May 13, 2005

Chad

The guy moms pray for when they go to bed. He must be pretty sick or in danger or something because it happens every night.

Yo have you heard about chad yet?
Yeah man my mom be prayin for chad all night:

"Oh yes oh god chad god yes chad god OH HEAVENLY FATHER!"

by Chad's gay brother January 25, 2021