cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman

Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much

by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025

Cooper burns

The results of when you try to have gay sex and you shit on the other man’s cock

Dude I’m so sorry I gave you a cooper burns

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

Cooper

It is a fat fuck head who has no dick, and wishes he could have sex without any girl not complaining about how small his dick is. He is also having a bonner, but nobady sees it because it goes -10 inches.

If you say call somebody cooper then they will get offended.

by Nigga with a big dick September 10, 2023

Cooper

Cooper has a very big dick and gets all the bitches people mistake him for the best person in the world he has so many friends and is never lonely

Cooper is the best

by Cooper-Has-A-Big-Dick April 20, 2022

Cooper Starbucks

A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.

Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?

Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022

cooper fox

BADDEST BITCH IN TOWN. she’s so hot and super nice. People might even say the most beautiful girl in the world.

“That’s the model cooper fox”

by shshshehehejeisisks November 24, 2021

Cooper

I tall dude with blue eyes. Usually into sports. Can be spelled Cooper or Couper and can be a bit of a jerk. Every now and again he can have a twin, and Coopers better watch their steps. Coopers are also real good around people like Giannas. If your a Cooper be kind. Coopers can also be extremely funny though.

I my god, did Cooper just yell at her again!
Cooper is so funny, but jeez he's so mean....

by randompanda76 November 8, 2021