Zach

Zach is either really cute or REALLY ugly. There is no in the middle with them. If you date a zach, you better hope he is on the really cute side of the table

G1: omg did you see zach today?
G2: yeah, isnt he kinda cute?
G1: Kinda?! Babygirl u is trippin... he's fine !!

by That_girl_that_knows April 4, 2020

Zach Harkleroad

It's a bitch, It's an asswipe, No... ITS ZACH HARKLEROAD he sucks dick and rides KTM, and has a long ass head.

Zach Harkleroad is what you call a defective human he is gay, rides KTM, listens to shit music, and will fuck your whole family tree. He even fucks his own family members (even the guys) BECAUSE HE'S GAY.

Hey, its Zach Harkleroad that piece of shit.

by Daddylongnuts234 April 15, 2019

zach

big black boi with thick legs and noodle arms he looks like a nerd but has the iq of a monkey but it makes sense cuz he is one and is super gay but not gay

zach is black

by adam johnathon October 12, 2022

zach

he is an amazing guy. Any girl will be lucky to have him. he is tall, cute, smart, funny, loyal, calm, and so much more.

i am so lucky to have a zach in my life.

by bianca nicolette October 4, 2020

Zach

Small ass dick gets no bitches and like letting his dog tickle his balls

Zach is a good friend

by Zachery Ryan February 28, 2024

Zach

A fat ass Christian who loves his mom and is extremely rude and he is probably a baseball player or soccer player and he gets mad really easily but is funny at the same time. He loves doing stupid shit but you love it.

Zach wanna go somewhere

Fuck no

by Jesses smalls February 23, 2020

Zach

Actually bad, little skill in life. Probably with 2 big toes on one foot.

That guy is such a zach

by Sonny and josh May 4, 2021