Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine
by Dr.Phil(the cool one) July 20, 2022
Get the Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whoremug. by weave September 7, 2003
Get the THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!mug. Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.
Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)
by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011
Get the I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^mug. A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.
Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.
Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.
Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.
What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.
by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020
Get the Open relationshipmug. when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
Get the Mississippi Can Openermug. by Tigerjas78 September 16, 2020
Get the Garage Openermug. Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"
by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025
Get the FBI Open Upmug.