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alaskan alligator

The action when a female with braces performs fellatio on a man and chomps down looking up and won’t let go until the man gives the female a facial.
My girl just gave me an Alaskan Alligator and now I have to go to the emergency room
by Maggie’s house May 31, 2018
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Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg
by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021
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Alaskan YMCA

A YMCA where men go to jerk their dicks when the cum dries and becomes flaky you can play in it as you would snow
Bro wanna cum (pun intended) to the Alaskan YMCA
by BIG M23 February 16, 2022
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alaskan patty melt

Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing
Hey baby you want to go play at my igloo let me show you my Alaskan patty melt
by G0M3R PYLE June 27, 2016
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Alaskan Wakeup Call

When you mix up your real talcum powder bottle with the one youbkeep your cocaine in and accidentally powder your undercarriage with it.
Man that Alaskan Wakeup Call woke me up.
by Kal the DJ May 15, 2022
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Alaskan fudge-sicle

The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving
I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...
by Helga von Cheesefinger October 5, 2017
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