I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine
by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018
A action were you have diarrhoea and shit in a wine glass and swirl with your finger then lick your finger then put your erect dick in the wine swirl it then get your girl to suck your dick you do this till she shits herself
by Tkgaming yt March 30, 2021
When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.
by BAE DPers April 17, 2024
The act of violently shitting on your partner, then using a taser to their testicles during their climax.
“Did you get laid last night?”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
“Yes, but she pulled the Alaskan Thunderstorm, and even after an intense shower I still smell like shit .”
by fart+piss+shit+cum=screenshot December 08, 2021
by MyFriendsBroIsWeird August 07, 2024
Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
by Rahmaglano October 31, 2021
The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.
by Poop Gobbler February 16, 2021