bullshit

School.

School is bullshit.

by Mirik February 28, 2018

Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.

"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"

by anon_king May 29, 2018

bullshit coefficient

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.

Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.

by B_squared March 30, 2019

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

by pornuser May 14, 2018

Bullshitting Liar

someone who is full of absolute shit

they're such a bullshitting liar. I hate them

by lilbaconbaby January 11, 2015

Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 24, 2020

Pull bullshit

Hood slang for playing games or doing something that the other friend is in disagreement with.

"Imma pull up at yo crib tomorrow."
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."

Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.

My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.

by Adam buckley December 20, 2023