Comedy suicide

When a person shares something they found funny, like a meme, or a discussion on Twitter, but they stick a meaningless comment on top of or below the picture that ruins the comedy. First coined by Oz Media on YouTube
Oh no, someone did comedy suicide by writing "Found on Urban Dictionary!!1!!1" on the bottom of it.
by Anonymous But Nott January 26, 2021
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The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns
A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok
by Apprefo December 09, 2021
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Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .
Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "
by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022
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Suicidal boredom

its the most severe case of chronic boredom.it also narrows a comfort zone to the point where a single movement results into a discomfort.a person with this type of boredom is stuck in a constant painful loop of silence and emptiness.person can become more aware/unaware of his/her surroundings

Person who becomes aware also becomes paranoid

person who becomes unaware also becomes more dull.after 1 hour or less person dies inside and accepts the fact that there’s no way out of this and has to endure mental pain for more than 2 hours which makes them want to go unconscious and stay like that forever.
Person#1:ah....everything is so....blank

Person#2:i think you have suicidal boredom
by Introverted shy dude October 11, 2020
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suicide torture

To repeatedly threaten suicide as a means of mental warfare against family and loved ones to manipulate them to feel sorry for you.
After months of suicide torture from my Dad and finally told him to do it or shut up.
by Jeep_James May 24, 2022
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german suicide

When a girl bends over a guy backward & sucks his dick in a backbridge
Sandra stood behind me a did a German suicide
by Diggze December 13, 2013
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lovers suicide

Lover’s suicide is where (usually two) people in some type of romantic relationship commit suicide together. It is usually caused by both partners wanting to kill themselves but know the other person can’t live without them. Both partners often find a sort of happiness that their last moments will be spent together.
Brian- “Did you hear what happened to Penelope and Lisa?”
Samuel- “Didn’t they go missing?”
Brian- “Yeah but someone reported their bodies this morning.”
Samuel- “Are they okay?”
Brian- …
Brian- “It was lovers suicide.”
by KurtisConnersLeftSock May 30, 2022
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