Samuel

Noun (UK Slang)

(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.

(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.

Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.

(1) After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.

(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.

by YourLondon June 30, 2023

Samuel

Most sexy human being and is obsessed with black girl😚

Omdz it’s Samuel he’s so sexy

by Fytdtsgfhfhyf June 30, 2023

Samuel bidois

an hori indigenous maori that lives down the done

Samuel bidois is a known sexual predator from the area. He enjoys sniffing bike seats and picking hutches off the ground. Samuel also has kurus.

by Czzz up killa July 2, 2023

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr.

A devious Italian individual in the RTTV Discord server. That man should never be summoned with that name unless you are looking for smoke or trouble for someone else.

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. is about to call francis a nigg*r

by seilce July 3, 2023

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr.

This man is a devious Italian individual in the RTTV discord server. He should never be summoned with that name unless you are looking for smoke.

Samuello Dingle Cockburn Cobbledick III Jr. called francis a dog again, we know what it means

by seilce July 3, 2023

Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

Samuel

Abbreviated to Sam, Samuel is an absoulte unit of a man, what many would call a 'hunk'. He plays no games unless its roblox because he means business. Probably does unusual activies that he pleads is completely normal, eg.. Reading for 12 hours straight. A true Samuel is a rare find.

'Argh my car broke down'
'Don't wory, I'll get Samuel to lift it'

by Gyatdamn July 10, 2023