I Need A Scout

When A high school football coach has 11 of his bench players come and Gang rape him.
I need A SCOUT yells Jarod, as he is brutally dicked down
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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
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It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.
Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).
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Yall need to die

When someone gets so pissed off at something and expresses their anger in a clearly unnecessary way. Almost always creating unnecessary drama.
“Omg yall need to dieshe screamed in the hallway of her house rushingly putting on her coat and slamming the front door after fighting with her mother.
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Needs some get right

When a lesbian needs some real penis just for change
Susan has been so grouchy for the last week, I think she needs some get right.
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i need time

when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds
by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020
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