jesse

a guy addicted to any paper activity

fuck you #jesse you ate all my paper

by jesse draws March 12, 2020

Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!

"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"

by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020

FUCKING JESSE BITCH

booty bitch hold. Sorry. Wait. No.

AVEREEE SUCKS JESSES BOOTY HOLE WITH HER ARMPIT HAIRS AND HER NOSTRILS. THEN JESSE EATS HER WITH HIS BELLY BUTTON AND AVEREE DIES OF PLEASURE

FUCKING JESSE BITCH

by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019

Pull a Jess

The action of stopping abruptly to communicate with someone without any prior warning. It also includes the action of not returning emails by periods, coming back, apologizing for not replying, and then going at it again. All these actions are usually done in the midst of a virtual dating / chatting process.

- Got any news of that girl from Ottawa recently?
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!

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- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!

by Ulvain February 25, 2008

jess

jessicas are known to be a bitch and foul mouthed. and is also a muppet.

jess is a muppet

by Shadowhak May 20, 2018

Jess

Most beautiful girl in the world. Has such a big heart and often doesnt realise that she is beautiful. She can not take compliments well she tends to get embarrassed. When you love a jess you know straight away and you should never loose a jess because it will be a big mistake.

Bobbi: see that jess girl over there she is unreal.

by Bob194 September 1, 2018

Jess

Jess is a name for a girl. Most Jess’s are kinda md caring. They are very smart and do very well at school without even trying. Boys are often very attracted to Jess’s as they are very beautiful but they are too scared to tell anyone because Jess’s are very strongly opinionated. Jess’s are very friendly but don’t fall for it because if you do something wrong then the will click and be the worst person you have ever met. Jess’s fall in love very easily and relationships with them can seem to be very fairy-tale like or boring- not in between. There will always be one boy that Jess will always go back to no matter what they’ve done to them. Boys should appreciate Jess more because she is beyond amazing. Jess should learn self-worth and start being way more selfish sometimes as they don’t think much of themselves.

Tom- “damn look at Jess”

Dan- “dude you know I like her”
Tom- “sorry mate but look at her”

Dan- “alright I get it”

Tom- “she’s fit man”
Dan- “she’s mine”

by UnknownUnicornOSparkles100 January 18, 2019