Canada's History

The act of dumping an entire jug of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup and shoving said cup, up the anus. Abnormally large, preferably freshly molted moose antlers are then used as pliers to drop the Canadian cuisine Poutine down the mouth of a young Canadian woman. Beavers are optional.

It is illegal in 54 United States.

Broseph, last night I studied up on some of Canada's History with my girlfriend, Darcy, last night, aye.

Colbert made me do this.

by Butt Sweat February 4, 2010

American History X'd

The act of being raped for being a race traitor. Referring to the shower scene in "American History X".

Guy 1: "Wow Todd totally got American History X'd in prison"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he shouldn't have been a race traitor"

by Jerry Batsford July 26, 2022

leaving your history

intentionally leaving one's fecies in a toilet to mark their presence for future patrons

Chris, you better be leaving your history in her parent's toilet.

by tgodfordays September 9, 2010

Female history teacher

You get one out of two options. A super chill nice teacher that writes easy A’s and doesn’t give much homework OR a mean teacher who gives TONS of homework every single fucking day and writes easy F’s. The second teacher isn’t liked by most people and she doesn’t care. She is just rude and expects everyone to care only about her subject. Miss girl I have different classes and a social life. I do NOT care about your 6 page class work and 5 page homework.

You: Sorry bro I have so much homework for today and I can’t go out :(
Me: It was given by a female history teacher wasn’t it
You: Yeah :(

by Nins M November 21, 2021

Reverse history boner

When you get a boner from looking at photos of your significant other from before you met them.

My girlfriend was showing me
pictures of her from high school and she was so hot I got a reverse history boner.

by pxd6 August 11, 2014

Black history Month

A time when everyone is suspected of being racist

Mr. Brown tried to get on his students level by relating to the black kids as his piers. For months he said "sup Homie" before class and the students were fine. Come black history month, he was sued and thrown in jail for being a racist bully.

by Sscps February 13, 2015

Social Studies/History

A waste of time.

Social Studies/History are a waste of time. Period.

by serls September 6, 2022