elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you

I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.

by Lonely God December 1, 2017

Elephant Noose

a man with a large enough schlong to choke an elephant, a baby elephant, but an elephant none the less.

"why is that girl in a wheelchair?"
"she had sex with elephant noose"

by timbo slice May 21, 2013

Elephant Goo

When one tries to say I love you across a room, Elephant Goo is the perfect back up in case she/he doesn't love you back

Steve: *miming* I love you
Mark: What?
Steve: I said Elephant Goo

by Prophecy877 December 9, 2013

Elephanting

The invigorating and erotic action of a group gathering around a baby elephant and ejaculating on it. The elephant is then forced to drink and shoot the semen out of the blow-hole on it's trunk.

**This method may be used on humans but it will result in a smaller splash radius***

Jack and the boys are going out on a safari to go elephanting on Eli the elephant

by Slobber Knocker October 17, 2015

Elephant Stacks

Simply put, big money.

I can't go to the club tonight, I'm trying to save my money. You know, get those elephant stacks.

by Fraza Fraz July 5, 2009

Elephant Slide

This is a sexual move used mostly by the Vulpsie. Made popular by her in the late 90's in the Bay Area gay sex scene. It's really rowdy stuff not for the faint of heart.

It involved the use of a butt plug that has been inside several butts.

Amy pulled out her classic elephant slide last night, and today I'm walking like Yosemite Sam

by myhk April 27, 2019

Elephant Spout

Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs

So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011