december 3

december third comes from the song “heather” by conan gray. specifically, the lyrics are, “i still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater..” and so on. on this day your s/o is supposed to give you their sweater to represent this song. this will never happen to me, someone love me. please.

s/o: here’s my sweater, it’s december 3rd.
you: ty :)
s/o: it looks better on you than it does me :,)

by meadowisunavailable December 2, 2020

Upper Decky Lip Pillow

A great way to impress the bitches. To be part of the UDPLC (upper decky lip pillow club), one must rip four upper zynies and four lower zynies at the same time.

Aye, you see Nick rip an upper decky lip pillow. I saw at least 3 panties drop. What an awesome guy. I want to be like him.

by UDLP Commitee October 30, 2022

December 3rd

National skipping school day

everyone has to skip school on December 3rd

by hibuddyitsme December 2, 2019

December 15th

If you were born on this day you are real one, have big dick energy, and tend to be cool af.

P1: Max has big dick energy and is cooool af
P2: I'm pretty sure he was born on December 15th

by AMANOFTRUTH October 17, 2019

Rockets on deck

Having a throbbing erection.

Jim: Yo Mark, you see those knockers?
Mark: Hell ya, can't you see I got my rockets on deck?
Jim: Damn dude, put that away before you get arrested.

by 78332158498 June 15, 2011

december 24

if you were born on this day you are the most precious and smolest bean on the fuck planet; oh and youre also maried to harry styles ;) YEAH YOU LOUIS TOMLINSON

whens your birthday?

- december 24 why?

oh well it says here youre married to harry styles?

- do i LOOK as gorgeous as louis tomlinson????

by im high on larry🥴 October 26, 2019

December 2

The day that a queen is born

Do you see that Queen, she must be born on December 2

by Bhaddbabe October 15, 2019