nicest asshole

Some guy thats a total dick to most people but can sorta care sometimes about certain people.

“Yo that Zac guy is the nicest asshole I’ve ever met”
“I don’t know man he just seems like a dick to me”

by suicidalpurpleman November 30, 2018

asshole anxiety

Is when you have surgery and don't shit for 4-5 days after.

If I don't shit today I'm gonna get me an enima something's got to go I got asshole anxiety. Bad.

by Peter dragon January 12, 2014

asshole voice

The voice you use when you're talking about someone you don't like in their own dialogue. Sometimes a slower, deeper, more stupid-sounding voice than your own for someone you think is an idiot, or a higher-pitched whine for someone who thinks they're better than you are.

I was talking about Zombieland yesterday and Don said, (friend voice)"It was awesome." But Larry came up and was like, (asshole voice)" Yeah, I didn't get it. All these zombie movies are really stupid."

by herphosmanolin October 24, 2009

Rats Asshole

The smell or taste of something gross. Usually said at a unusual time.

My kitchen smells like rats asshole.

That pizza tasted like rats asshole.

by RatsAsshole July 28, 2019

asshole nigga

the moment a nigga is an asshole

Hey, that guy is surely an asshole nigga!

by GAy FAt nigger November 29, 2019

Wooden asshole

An asshole made of wood.

Rubber ducks, rubber rubber ducks. Wooden assholes.

by Chris Lukezic June 14, 2011

sack of asshole

A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.

Why you sack of asshole!

by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006