Newton’s 4th law

Newton’s 4th law states that there can never be two pretty best friends, and it’s always one of them gotta be ugly.

Friend 1: Hey did you see Bokuto and Akaashi? They’re really pretty best friends

Friend 2: They can’t be best friends that’s impossible, remember Newton’s 4th law.

Friend 1: oh so they order desert?

Friend 2: Yes

by halfgay November 1, 2020

November 4th

November 4th is national kick your best friend day! Go on, KICK EM

Me: *kicks bestfriend*

Them: OWW why did you kick me?

Me: its november 4th, kick your best friend day!

by Mimi :) November 3, 2020

Nov 4th

National ask your crush out day!🤫
Ask your crush out !!

Chad : yo dude theyres sophie ask her out !
Oliver : oh yeah it’s nov 4th

Max: what’s on nov 4th

Oliver : ask put you crush day !

by Jssjejdhsnnsnsn November 3, 2020

November 4th

The "give Jonah 100 Euro day"

Mathilda: Hey, here I have got 100 euros for you

Jonah:oh thank you
Mathilda: no problem happy November 4th

by Stoopis November 3, 2020

November 4th

National slap your friend Ty Gilbert day

Did you you here its November 4th. Guess we better go find Ty.

by Fabiothegoat November 4, 2020

November 4th

Bully your crackhead friend Victor.

Victors Friend 1: Why did you throw a rock at victor?
Victors Friend 2: Its November 4th!
Victors Friend 1: Oh ok, im going to go bully him.

by RandomKid120 November 4, 2020

November 4th

National short people grown 7 feet day

“Aren’t you glad it’s November 4th so we don’t get smashed into tables?!”

by Iaintneverseentwoprettybsf November 4, 2020