November 18

national punch/insult your teacher day

E: I hate this teacher
H: It’s november 18
E: Oh yeah

by xora666 June 9, 2022

December 18

Today’s the day where you either:
Tell your crush you like them,
Hold hands with someone, or
Do both!

Ted: today I have to tell Samantha I like her
Tom:why?
Ted: It’s December 18!
Tom: Ohhhhhhh

by guccixlipxlops December 17, 2019

October 18

HIT YOUR TALLEST BEST FRIEND A FEW DAYS EARLY

Lucy: who are we going to hit on October 18th
Daisy: Eibhlis
Lucy: why
Daisy: because it’s hit your tallest friend day

by thatonepieceofsalt October 18, 2021

November 18

November 18 AKA the day to appreciate your boyfriend/girlfriend. Give your significant other some appreciation.👍

Person seeing this-It’s November 18th!
Significant other- And what’s the point?
Person seeing this-Thank you for everything you do. i am very grateful for you!

by skeetles November 17, 2021

November 18

The only day females can get a pic🍆😏 from a guy

Girl: Hey brian it’s November 18 you know what that means
Brian: 📸

by MELO-THE-ASS-EATER November 17, 2020

18/06/09

You are ugly if you are born on this date

Rawr 18/06/09

by Harrison Black August 5, 2022

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019