j-unit

noun. a unit consisted of jews.
members consist of jews only

jake: what up moses?
moses: nothing jake, you wanna be in j-unit
jake: whats that?
moses: jew unit, or mafia
jake: ok lets do it

by SIR12 June 10, 2006

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J-Pack

v.
To employ the art of removing the contents of ones back pack, followed by the reversing of the afore-mentioned bag so that it is inside out, and finished by replacing the materials inside of the flipped bag and zipping it shut.

On the last day of school 8th period english J-Packed Ms. Matthews, the blondest teacher ever.

by dip June 24, 2004

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J Hova

Jay-Z aka Jigga aka Sean Carter when he calls himself the "God of the Rap Game" (from "Jehova", another name for "God").
Jay-Z + Hova = J Hova

"J Hova spittin game from da range rover"
- Jay-Z, "20 Bag Shorty"

by Fraft June 15, 2008

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PB and J

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.

dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J

by chameronman March 17, 2011

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