Age

A social construct created by the white to repress and hold back young black men success and prowess

Your below the age of 21 so you can't enter this club

by future is my grandfova January 27, 2022

Age

No, it's not his age! It's not her age! Missy (The bitch that MJ tried to set me up with, got a boyfriend, and then came and fucked the retard anyways) was MY age! I dodged that one didn't I? Saw that one coming a mile away!

Hym "You know and I know that it has nothing to do with age. HE IS A RETARD IN THE GROUP HOME YOU WORK AT AND IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIRED YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HIM WITHOUT GETTING FIRED! SEX-BASED DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE. That's what it is! But because you can't be expected to turn down fat cocks for any reason (up to and including retards and children) shit like this happens."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Ages

A very short length of time worded to sound like a very long length of time.

I can't wait 5 more minutes, that's ages!

by Dandanman March 13, 2023

Age bomb

When you're having sex and your partner says their age and they're under the legal age

Joe: What's wrong Chris?
Chris: That hoe dropped the age bomb on me, she's 16 not 18.

by EndSliceOfBread April 19, 2016

Aged Catfishing

A person who is in their teens or 20s lies about their age hoping to look young in their 30s or 40s, 50s etc..

PERSON 1: SINGLE, 32, LIVES ON PLANET EARTH!
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing

by Mysterio28 October 29, 2021

Age Immortal

Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.

"Im Age Immortal i will Live forever!"

by texan definitons January 02, 2020

Little Dark Age

Little dark age is a song made by the band MGMT which is about the current political climate of Trump's America

"Little Dark Age is used alot"

by TheUrbanCrafter August 18, 2023