National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir”

- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

National Struggle Day

National Struggle Day is a day that lies on June 4th representing struggle accounts on Twitter

June 4th is National Struggle Day

by GraceyXx June 4, 2021

National R.Kelly Day

National R Kelly day is celebrated on Jan 8 for the importance of the best R&B singer in the world.

On National R.Kelly Day I am listening to R.Kelly songs all day non-stop

Free R.Kelly :)

by Robert Kelly henchman August 6, 2022

National Give Head Day

Give your significant other lots of sloppy and passionate head on the 22nd of December (December 22nd)

It’s national give head day, tell your girl/man

by BoldBarram December 19, 2023

National Yeeyee day

National yee yee day is on May 15

National Yeeyee day Express happiness

by Matt5891 April 18, 2020

boobsuck nation

Boobsuck

Hey John have you seen that new country

John: oh yeah boobsuck nation

Guy 1: yeah it’s way to Litty

by Boobsuck nation July 21, 2020