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National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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National Opium Day

Dec 14th is the new National Opium Day, this is because on December 14th 2023 Playboi Carti, the owner of the record label “Opium” dropped his first song “2024” after 3 long years of not releasing any music. During this time period fans grew angry and restless at the fact that their king (Playboi Carti) might never drop another album/song ever again, December 14th symbolizes the relief the entirety of the Opium community felt when we realized that our king Jordan Terrel Carter was back.
Bro it’s Dec 14th, National Opium Day! I hope you’re ready to cancel all of our obligations and listen to Ken Carson, Destroy Lonely, and most of all, PLAYBOI CARTI!!!
by PlayboiCartiLover10 December 17, 2024
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National booty pic day

On May 5th tell that one person that missed their chance on May 4th to send you a picture of their booty
Guy: Damn it! I missed national booty pic day yesterday!

Girl: Dont worry babe, May 5th is for the people who missed May 4th, I gotchyu.
by ClitMonkey🙏 May 5, 2024
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National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!
On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!
by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019
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National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022
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National send a titty pic day

May 28th the day you send titty pics to your favorite gorilla .
by Isaakaddams May 27, 2023
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national suck dick day

Josh: You know what today is ?

Sara: November 22?
National suck dick day mean suck tour bf dick
by 💀💀 November 22, 2021
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