dog

It can be a big ball of fluff or not. They can be mean sometimes it they can be the sweetest thing ever. They are lazy af. PITBULLS ARE NOT EVIL! They are nice. They're only mean if you treat them bad.

"I have a pet dog."

by rayray6033 November 29, 2020

puppy dogging

When an employee follows a manager around like a puppy dog to avoid work or claim they don’t know what to do or how to do it.

George followed his boss around asking what he should be doing. He is said to be puppy dogging

by wordworm92 December 10, 2013

dog breast

Tits on a female that closely resemble those of a nursing dog, being triangular shaped and flat.

Damn, Beverly would be fine ass hell if she didn't have those dog breast.

by 4realthough February 11, 2024

Backdoor chili dog

Anal sex where the recipient did not fully prepare, and the penis ends up with poo poo on it.

I finally convinced my girlfriend to try anal. We didn't know what we were doing and I ended up with a backdoor chili dog.

by Peeter Poopinski October 6, 2023

Vietnam corn dog

Sticking your dick in your asshole

Person 1: damn I just had a Vietnam corn dog

Person 2: nice so did I

by Phillis Hunkleberry October 29, 2019

Hair of the Dog

When you are going down on someone and your beard is so long you get your own beard hair caught in your throat.

Last night I went down on her and hair of the dogged myself. I coughed up a giant hairball in the morning.

by 3viliv3 October 12, 2022

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022