National send nudes day

11th off MAY is National send nudes day so all u girls show ur man a good day

Today is National send nudes day so show me the lot

by THE MAN0121 May 8, 2024

National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.

"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."

by e6st December 4, 2020

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Jamie got slapped

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair

by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

National Benson Day

National Benson Day is on February 24th. People celebrate by celebrating the benson called Benson.

Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"

by MICHLLO February 24, 2023