Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires
A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
by Opso Opos April 26, 2021
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vampire stick

Emma: I heard Jen carries around her vampire sticks. Sarah: Why does she carry those? Like, ew.
by MrNerd314 August 29, 2021
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vampire popsicle

I’m gonna go to the bathroom and make a vampire popsicle
by Kcornfield October 19, 2020
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Vampire Popsicles

When a women freezes a used tampon.
That woman is so fine I would like sniff her armpits and eat her vampire popsicles
by Zachum January 21, 2021
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Vampire GOD

the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around
by 201HH April 09, 2024
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Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 09, 2024
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epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!
by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023
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