Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

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Solid Vampire

The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.

My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.

by da real pair June 19, 2020

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Vampire

Someone who wants to suck your balls dry

That vampire gonna suck your fucking balls dry

by anonymous December 23, 2022

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Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.

She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.

by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023

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vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody

while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving

by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022

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Excitement vampires get off on sucking the excitement from another. These individuals find enjoyment from crushing the excitement of another person.

An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.

I worked 6 weeks on a project proposal and it was approved! I told my friends that I wanted to celebrate with drinks because I was excited! None of them responded to my text, or even seemed to care......thanks for being real excitement vampires guys!

by tannerac May 2, 2019

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