Dirty Moon

Sitting down and taking a dump only to realize your out of toilet paper. So you have to get up and grab some with your pants down.

"I sat down and shit before I realized there was no toilet paper, so I had to get up with a Dirty Moon and use paper from the towel dispenser."

by coletolli August 30, 2012

moon ranger

1. someone who's mind is out in the stars.
2. always staring into space

are you listening to me, moon ranger?

by matthew brown June 1, 2005

moon-dusted

When a bad guy (or an ignorant or rude person) is pwned by Sailor Moon (or a female from ages 13-21) by use of overwhelming magical force (or calling them out on their own bull crap).

I am Sailor Moon, and I fight for love and justice. I will triumph over evil, and that means you! So prepared to be moon-dusted!

or

Dude, that guy just got moon-dusted by that fourteen year-old girl. Damn, that's embarrassing.

by Setsuna Meioh August 16, 2011

Fryin' Moons

Another term for being really high on psychedelic drugs such as mushrooms or LSD. Same as saying "trippin' balls".

"Dude, Quincy is totally fryin' moons off that acid."

by RattlesnakeCobra May 27, 2009

moon clouds

Clouds that are among the clouds that are currently covering the moon or are in the near vicinity of such clouds that threaten to cover the moon.

Did you see the moon tonight?

Actually no, because the moon clouds were in the way. :(

by mytpyingsucks November 16, 2013

high the moon

going to take a piss outside

honey I'm going outside & see how high high the moon is tonight.

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

Moon Pie

When a man cums in your ass

Man, I got so excited when she asked for a moon pie on our first date

by Peaches26 December 3, 2021