anus blower

Anus blower: A leafbower-type of sex toy that you put up the anus

and use to blow everything around it can also be used to inflate the stomach like a balloon. May cause serious injury without the proper amount of lube applied

Guy #1"Dude, she's so into me, she even let me use an anus blower"
Guy #2"On her or on yourself?" Guy #1"What do you think?" Guy #2"Dude I leterally see the tear streaks"

by The anus blower June 3, 2016

Anus

A nickname for the planet Uranus

I love anus!

by Mewchzz October 21, 2023

Anus-Art

The nonsense of randomly drawn faces, love notes, and genitals in middle school bathroom stalls.

Dude there are numerous peices of anus-art in the bathroom; even though the year has just started!

by I Find Fart Jokes Funny September 24, 2016

Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

Anus Manus

A warm and creamy, most moist, most smelliest, loud, and worst fantasy football team to ever exist. Imagine a fantasy team that was run by a strap on that was worn by a goat that was use on a bum… that’s what an Anus Manus is

Bro, I saw you play Anus Manus this week, that should be an easy win.

by MacZaddy88 September 25, 2023

High anus

When someone leaves for a extended period of time

Hey mom where’s dad
Honey you know he’s been on a high anus

by Jex October 1, 2022

Anu

Anu is a badass and is a HUGE TVD fan!!

Someone:I love tvd

Someone:You just became an Anu

by Cvgv December 4, 2020