twitter

an online lock box

"Hold on. I'm tioxting mah twitter."

by Raed Atteyeeah December 28, 2008

twitter-ninja

a twitter ninja is a master of the art of ninja-tweet. His tweets are like deadly ninja stars!

I used to be a javascript ninja and a part time business ninja. Now I'm a twitter-ninja!

by @9swords May 3, 2009

Twitter Syndrome

When someone sends you a message or IM and it's in a bunch of short abbreviated incomplete sentences that are less than 140 words.

Mike: We have more slides to watch. Waiting for PA room
Lunch won't be til late.

Me: HAHA dude you have Twitter Syndrome.

by rubygal September 23, 2009

twitter

the bit of the skin between the twat and the shitter

that woman has a smelly twitter

by liam345 November 23, 2009

twitter meme

A trashy meme originating from Twitter. Generally short lived. Usually enjoyed by bandwagon people who don't actually truest enjoy memes. Sometimes a gem will apear but they're generally total trash. Examples: Damn Daniel, Harambe, etc.

Dude, have you seen the damn Daniel video?

That was a twitter meme you uncultured pleb.

by Lizard Monarch July 3, 2017

twitter

A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring

Twitter - Think about it.

by Dialectic You May 2, 2009

twitter pated

The feeling you get before you have sex.

After kissing her ear i felt twitter pated and wanted to fuck.

by Tina Peck September 7, 2005