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santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.
John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.
by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019
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Santa

A big fat red and white hobo. Red faced probably from somewhere where people rage. stupid. Lets everbody think he existes
Santa!! Is that you?
by asjbh October 8, 2019
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Santa

A creepy old fucker who preys on little kids.
"omg look its santa, someone warn that pre-schooler before he gets shitmixed by santas large hairy elf cock"!!!
by jacko2431 June 1, 2018
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Feedback-santa

A person who gives his well-meant feedback on everything and everybody.
- Why don’t we ask John to hang out?
I don’t know man, he’s been much of a feedback-santa lately.
- Yeah you’re right, f*ck John
by Sybmo May 30, 2018
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Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.
Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"
by rettican December 15, 2017
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santa rage

Where you go around slapping your ball sack till it turns red. Then you put a santa hat on and have angry sex with your girlfriend calling her "Mrs. Claus" as you dump your red sack of goodies.
Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.
by Durrrrp69 December 15, 2017
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santa gift

Commonly used meaning a present to kids from Santa Claus
What is the kids Santa gift this year?
by Brute01 December 15, 2017
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