...and the whore you rode in on!

A mondegreen of the charmingly derogatory phrase "well fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

In the days before trains, motorcars and aeroplanes represented a relatively less expensive source of mechanical horsepower, the wealth gap divided knights, kings, nobles and others who could afford horses from paupers who could not. Polo was "the sport of kings" as the trained polo horses cost a fortune with many drowned during heated water polo matches. The resentment was thinly-veiled and phrased in terms of "get off your high horse" to knock the would-be rider off the pedestal.

Transport is now plentiful (while certainly not free) but the cost of paid adult companionship still largely starts in the three-figures-per-hour range and can go up to, well, the sky's the limit. The mile high club remains an amusement for the idle rich.

Hence the resentment of you...and the whore you rode in on!

by bitchuck September 11, 2025

This ain't my first rodeo

Used to tell someone this ain't the first time you've done something.

When you're planning a sneaky night away with a hot bird. And you tell her we should use a taxi to the hotel instead of using own car and she replies..."yeah taxi, good thinking"

This ain't my first rodeo bhaat

by Buddahsquirtmiester September 25, 2022