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Greenwich, Ohio

Nobody knows we're here. It's like some itsy bitsy place that has a population of 2000. Usually if someone asks where you're from, you say a half hour south of Norwalk or 45 minutes south of Cedar Point.

Greenwich has one high school, South Central. There's really nothing big there. But they're known to have the crappiest gym in the Firelands Conference. Every Friday night you're either at a basketball game or at a football game. Plain as that. But everything went downhill when Mr. Helickson came in. We all know it. Or, when you have lockdowns on exam day :/

Greenwich has one gas station and one dollar general! Isn't that interesting? No. No it's not. Who wants to know about Greenwich anyways🙄
Person 1 Where you from?

Person 2 Greenwich, Ohio

Person 1 Nevever heard of it.
Person 2 ughhhh
by God bless America x2 February 21, 2017
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ohio

your so ohio
by anonymous July 28, 2024
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skibdi ohio gyatt rizz sigma siping on grimace shake

BRAIN ROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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skibidi Ohio gyatt rizzler

It means someone has unspoken rizz and is rizzing a level 0 on a rizzler chart.
I have level 100 skibidi Ohio gyatt rizzler. I have no interest in your level 0 bunta.
by unti69tq January 9, 2024
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Gay Ohio

When ohio, is known as slander, such as gay bars, gay streets, and gay slander.
Down in OHIO I was taking a big shit and I saw gay ohio.
by GRRRRRRREEERR December 12, 2022
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Ohio Water balloon

an Ohio Water balloon is when you are having anal sex and decide to take a piss before or after finishing.
sally told her boyfriend they could do anal and he decided because she was cheating on his ass that he would just give her an Ohio water balloon and bounce.
by shakazulu720 December 19, 2020
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Ohio Handshake

The manner by which female former residents of Ohio introduce themselves to an attractive man from another state. It involves the female taking hold of the mans penis in a gentle, but firm grip while making pleasantries.
I offered to buy the hot brunette by the bar a drink and she said "Sure, I'm Jessica from Ohio & THIS is an Ohio Handshake" and reached down, took hold of my cock and smiled.
by ncoastjack November 28, 2017
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