Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes
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Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)
1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).
Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)
1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).
1. A. Wanna go to the fair tommorow?
B. Nah, that's gay?
A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?
B. Ok
2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!
B. What?
C. Harsh!
A. Laugh and jokes!
B. Nah, that's gay?
A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?
B. Ok
2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!
B. What?
C. Harsh!
A. Laugh and jokes!
by battybumcheese May 11, 2011
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Nuts jokes:
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."
by Slabahan Doughety November 7, 2007
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any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back
that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back
that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes
by judithondabeat March 12, 2019
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