Alan joke

A joke that a large audience would find hilarious.

I just thought of a really awesome Alan Joke!

Cholera? Call her a what?

by Alanjam November 11, 2022

joke vote

voting for the nerdest person running in a school election, not hoping they will win, but just as a joke.

Person 1: haha. chase's speech included a line about star wars.
Person 2: i know! i totally joke voted him

or

he got so many joke votes he won!

by daretwodiffer May 7, 2009

Joke on the cide

When a person thinks they are being funny but they are so out of touch it kills their career.

"All these leftist think they are funny but it's a joke on the cide!"
"Ohhhh I know and now they are out looking for a job on the side."

by Gregaroidson. June 7, 2017

Laugh and Jokes

Elision of For a Laugh and Jokes
Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)

1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).

1. A. Wanna go to the fair tommorow?

B. Nah, that's gay?

A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?

B. Ok

2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!

B. What?

C. Harsh!

A. Laugh and jokes!

by battybumcheese May 11, 2011

Practical Joke

See fooling someone

Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.

by michaelbama May 15, 2019

nuts jokes

Jokes made with Drumstick Ice Cream peanuts that coat the outside.Usually made with the ones that have fallen off and are still in the bag.

Nuts jokes:

"Hey wanna grab my nuts?"
"I gotta bag full of nuts for you."
"You wanna play with my nuts, and you can eat these too?"
"You want my nuts, you could use them."

by Slabahan Doughety November 7, 2007

bad joke

when some nerd says a bad joke

nerd: your ugly
any one else: bad joke but shrek called he wants his face back

that’s a good joke ^ or any your mom joke or dad jokes

by judithondabeat March 12, 2019