Dump the Jerk

When a man masturbates whilst pooping.

"Oh man, Kimberly sent me a pic while I was on the toilet last night and it totally got me to dump the jerk."

"Nasty dude. That's my sister."

by Extra Bec April 14, 2010

cave dump

Function: noun
Etymology: spelunking, abandonment, misogyny, womanizing
Date: 2009

the activity or sport of depositing a female companion deep within the inescapable confines of a dark and scary cave, after you have sufficiently exhausted her usefulness. see: World of Warcraft

An easy way to cave dump an annoying post-menopausal woman is to tell her that Josh Groban is holding a record release party at the bottom of a nearby well; After lowering her in, seal up the well and simply walk away. Ain't nobody gonna raise you up now, bitch!

by daedalusVT April 16, 2009

On The Clock Dump

Taking a poop at work while getting paid.

Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning On The Clock Dump.

by hangnail1 June 29, 2012

Jungle Dump

When you are dropping a brown bomb and someone turns the lights out on you.

I just sqeezed out a jungle dump because Douchy McDoucherson turned the bulbs out on me.

by MasterJRC January 22, 2008

Dump Pressure

Serious pressure of having to take a big shit

During gym that guy had dump pressure and shat himself.

by mczigger November 24, 2011

Took a Dump

A phrase used to show how the other person messed up badly, and/ or ruined the situation.

Two guys witnessed Dwight Howard's shot getting swatted by Lebron on the court and one says: " Dude, Howard just took a dump on that shot. "

by lookafallingrock July 15, 2009

Dump Truck

If you see a good looking girl with a nice ass, plain and simple she is a "dump truck". Why? because you want this girl to come home with you and have her back it up and dump her booty on you. Meaning even more specifically intercourse using the doggy style position.

You: "DAMN DUDE!, check out Tracy!!!"
Friend: "Wow check her out, she's a dump truck!"
You: "I'm going to bring her home for some dump truck action tonight."

by DumptruckConnoisseur January 24, 2011