MySpace Ruins

The long forgotten and out-of-date profiles of the masses who left MySpace for the stable and promising Facebook.

MySpace Ruins often include less than flattering pictures from high school, a list of "top" friends who you don't even talk to anymore, music playing that you don't listen to anymore, and glitter-filled backgrounds.

Becky wanted to recall the memories of her emo phase, so she logged on to see her MySpace Ruins.

by TC150 June 19, 2010

Myspace Rage

The undeniable rage created by the new myspace and its incredibly epic fails at existance.

Dude, myspace deleted ALL my old messages by the time I went back to re-read them. I so have myspace rage!

Myspace deleted my saved messages?!?!?!?! MYSPACE RAGE!!!!!!!!

by RayneChaotic April 13, 2011

myspace curves

When a person, usually a female, takes a profile picture for their social networking site profile picture where you can't tell what they exactly look like.

The term became popular when MySpace was and a video went viral about the risks of MySpace. In one of the pictures on the video, a woman who looked like Big Foot took pictures to make her look good.

Man One: "I think she fine!"
Man Two: "Fool, she got the myspace curves! She probably fat as fuck!"

by theredwillow April 21, 2011

MySpace Bitch

A person stuck in the mid 2000's that looks like they jumped right out of a Myspace profile.
The look usually consists of: profile pictures taken from way above the head, edgy My Chemical Romance lyrics posted as statuses, jelly bracelets and monster tab necklaces are apart of their every day attire, and cannot leave the house without their very loved black studded belt and clip on 'coon tail hair extensions.

Look at that girl unironically listening to NeverShoutNever! on her Zune. Talk about a true MySpace bitch.

by Uncle Chux June 11, 2017

myspace nerd

someone who seem to know everything about myspace but keeps asking there freinds for codes but wont seem to giving any out.

Karina think's she is a myspace nerd

by ikantspeli July 11, 2006

myspace whore

Someone who spends a lot of their time adding "friends" on the popular website Myspace. (www.myspace.com)

see also: Danielle Strader

Danielle is such a myspace whore!

by Danielle Marie August 17, 2006

myspace stalker

transitive verb
1 : to pursue by memorizing mundane or personal details of one's myspace page.
2 : to have viewed a new acquaintance's page one time and in the ensuing casual conversation mention a detail, only to be called out on it
3 : to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment by sending constant friend requests and unwanted messages

1: Have you seen that show with that myspace lesbian Tila Tequila? I have her in my top friends and look at her page everyday. Her favorite liquor is Tequila...

2: "I have a birthday coming up"

"That's right, you were born in November"

"Someone's a myspace stalker..."

3: Ewwww, this dirt bag keeps sending me friend requests. I have blocked my page, and marked him as spam, why won't he get the hint. I don't want to be your friend!!!

by jacoblebo December 14, 2007