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Mileage Merchant

A runner who is hyper focused on hitting high mileage. A mileage merchant will often make sure to let others know about their high mileage.
John always runs an extra few minutes to make sure he has the highest mileage on the team. Why does he always have to be such a big mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024
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Mileage Merchant

A mileage merchant is a runner who is highly focused on having more mileage than those around them. They will often let others know about their superior mileage.
John always runs a few extra minutes to make sure he has more mileage than everyone else. Why does he have to be such a mileage merchant?
by JackSimmons5 July 31, 2024
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Mildreding

The art of eavesdropping especially while out to dinner in a noisy restaurant
She was only partially listening to our conversation because she was busy mildreding, and when dinner was over, she shared juicy gossip from each table in her vicinity
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Mildura

Large town in the north western corner of Victoria. Known for it's dry and coarse landscape, and people.
Residents who have lived there long term get their joy from watching tourists melt and deriding them for their mild constitutions, as though living in an area that promotes human habitation is somehow a character flaw.

These same residents will then turn around and complain incessantly about the deadly laser our sun becomes as soon as the mercury hits 23°C.
"Mildura has all the captivating qualities of a house plant"

"If I had only 6 months to live, I'd spend them in Mildura, because it'd feel like an eternity."

"Wine, oranges, and casual Asian racism. That pretty well sums up Mildura."
by Mr-Underhill December 16, 2023
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Milad

Most gangster individual ever alive on planet earth, fucks chicks left and right and everyone wants to jump on his dick, even the guys. He don't roll like that tho
Girl 1: Isn't that Milad? What do you reckon his dick size is
Girl 2: Must be atleast a 12 incher
Girl 3: Lets find out, the 3 of us!
Girls 4-54: Us too!
by MWARR January 20, 2024
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Milad

Milad is primarily a male name of Persian origin that means Birth.
Unfortunately it is the worst type of name you can have.

all of your friends will bully you if you have this name
And you are gay and like men.
Oh that guy is such a Milad
by Baljeet420 January 26, 2024
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Mild dry rub

Opposite of "hot sauce" indicating the presence of an STD causing ones genitalia to burn during urination when infected.
Unless you want your sausage to be covered in the"sauce" you don't really want to fuck Devilla. Nancy on the other hand is like mild dry rub, just as flavorful but without the after burn.
by Hidden truth is a lie November 19, 2023
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