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slosh goggles

Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.
Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018
mugGet the slosh gogglesmug.

Dubai night goggles

The same as Arabian night goggles except you first dip your balls in pistachio butter
My kink is making her wear Dubai night goggles
by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025
mugGet the Dubai night gogglesmug.

Puss Goggles

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)
Damn bro, yo Puss goggles give you sum mad Puss game.
by Aristondemos October 30, 2020
mugGet the Puss Gogglesmug.

Webb Goggles

Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the Webb School bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life. many will date people they would never even think about looking at in a normal setting due to the incredibly depressing lack of options
you must be off the geek bar the way you tryna pull that level 13 uggo right there

mb cuh i was tweaking off the Webb Goggles
by lil consent January 22, 2024
mugGet the Webb Gogglesmug.

Indian goggles

n. A set of balls is cut off from an Indian male to replace his eyeballs
This fucking Indian prick...what's his fucking name? Oh, yeah...Aarav. Give him the Indian goggles.
by ThatWillBeTheDay August 19, 2024
mugGet the Indian gogglesmug.

Arab eye goggles

The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.
Last night I gave her the old Arab eye goggles before blasting off.
by Eaglebones666 October 25, 2023
mugGet the Arab eye gogglesmug.

Davis Goggles

When someone goes to UC Davis and because there are so many ugly girls, starts finding mid girls to be really hot.
Friend 1: (looking at mid girl) Yo she’s bad!
Friend 2: Bro she’s mid. Take yo davis goggles off.
by bigleftnut49 May 29, 2024
mugGet the Davis Gogglesmug.

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