Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.
Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018

by BanksyNuts July 31, 2025

Spectacles that provide one with visual prowes to improve ones ability to perceive the presence of "Pussy". This item also increases odd of succession for acquiring said "Pussy". ( odds are as follows: base success increase +35% with a +/- 3.5%-5% varying on Age/Income/Class/ and or Pimp Ass Ride)
by Aristondemos October 30, 2020

Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the Webb School bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life. many will date people they would never even think about looking at in a normal setting due to the incredibly depressing lack of options
you must be off the geek bar the way you tryna pull that level 13 uggo right there
mb cuh i was tweaking off the Webb Goggles
mb cuh i was tweaking off the Webb Goggles
by lil consent January 22, 2024

by ThatWillBeTheDay August 19, 2024

The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.
by Eaglebones666 October 25, 2023

When someone goes to UC Davis and because there are so many ugly girls, starts finding mid girls to be really hot.
by bigleftnut49 May 29, 2024
