Eli

A guy who follows a bunch of bitches he doesn’t know and talks out of his ass.

Eli: “AH” on girls post

In my brain: You don’t even know the girl.

by a person with that name duh August 6, 2023

Eli

A fat ass

You know Eli ? Yeah man ! Such a fat ass

by M530 August 23, 2023

Eli

a unicorn

"what is Eli?"
"a unicorn"

by d1a7a August 27, 2023

Elied

When a genuine, honest, good looking, modest, hard worker, caring. respecful, person

With no negative qualitys to speak of.
get Mistreated screwed over used etc.

Dang I can't Believe Stacy did that to Joey, he strait got elied

You hear Ashley elied another guy, she goin to hell for sure.

It's one thing to wrong an average person. Just don't eling people that's messed up

by ChristianAbbie August 28, 2023

Eli

Probably smart, but also fucking ugly. Can give good advice. You might be an Eli. Most Eli's are scared of women.

Person 1: I can't remember how a jet engine works.
Person 2: I'll call Eli...

by Rd4rtg September 5, 2023

Eli

Wont make it to senior year

Eli smokes a lot she won’t make it to senior year

by Dawidiodjddhskksjd October 3, 2023

eli special

an “eli special” is a reference to last minuet or after hour orders.

you have worked a long day, during closing or when just arriving home. Eli calls you. he says “hey man are you still at the shop? we just got a order going out to …. “ this is what is known as a Eli special

by user852013 April 4, 2024