Duck Felter

A name to give a non-existent halloween costume.

A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...

by PamEyes October 31, 2009

duck

A duck is a small multi-colored dick (due to wacking off with self tanner)wheeling kid who loves to talk shit about fine girls that he can only hope to have a chance with. Also a person who annoys the shit out of those girls boyfriends but is too much of a coward to say anything to either of their faces.

That dumb fuck just text messaged me talking about my girlfriend.. what a fucking duck, I hate that dumb ass

by Your Daddy December 31, 2004

suck and duck

while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot

“Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”

by QuinoaSalad January 21, 2018

Ducking a Jeep

The act of placing rubber ducks on Jeeps is a form of a gay mating call.

Bob was caught ducking a Jeep of a man he likes.

by HustlinHoosier March 11, 2023

Duck kiss

A kiss where one clamps down their lips around both of their partner's as though they are a duck closing their bill around the other lips. This could be viewed as a possible variation of the more common kisses where a person takes one of their partners lips in between theirs.

Expecting a kiss on the cheek, the girl was shocked to find her lips suddenly ensnared when the her date gave her a duck kiss instead.

by mathLady March 5, 2014

have a duck

To get mad

I better finish that homework, or else my parents will have a duck.

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome April 25, 2012

duck talk

verb (sexually explicit)' to effectively run snobby people out of your dwelling by talking about sexual encounters with ducks.. Particularly useful in ducked situations...'

jizzel.. 'so chris... do you have gloves and a mask? i would love to have some duck talk in the park?
chris... 'of course I always have time for duck talk, what will it be this ducking time?'
john 'ok, we are going to stalk the ducks.. we are going to assault the ducks, then we will put a pellet in the ducks, we will snag the ducks, we will tease the ducks, then we will please the ducks... right before we get some fresh duck butter, cut the duck, fuck the duck, eat the duck, and dispose of the duck..'
chris.. 'you are a sick ducker'

"everyone in the room has left at the word stalk"

by skeiggerdue September 1, 2014