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Diego

Not James Charles, so don’t get it twisted. Diego doesn’t text underage boys. Diego is who James wishes he was.
Omg is that James Charles? No you stupid bitch that’s Diego.
by Pseudonym18373 November 24, 2021
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Diego

The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁
Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!
by Ninja_Turtle_Fangirl_RAPHAEL! November 14, 2019
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Diego

Diego is a very mature and sweet person he is the type of person who will always be there for you no matter what. He’s a very shy guy but he’s also really funny. He’s a very attractive young man and has really attractive hands. One of his biggest passion is soccer he loves it with everything in him. He also loves his friends but they could annoy him sometimes. He was dumb enough to break his own knee and then had to wear a brace that made him look like a robot. This is very much embarrassing because imagine having a leg that looks like a robot. He can’t even walk straight anymore. He could be a lil aggressive and tell you to die and jump a bridge. But overall diego is a really good friend.
OMGGG!!! Look at Diego’s leg he looks like a robot”
by @die January 31, 2022
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Diego solis

A hairy hunchbacked gorilla who feeds off lambs
Oh my it’s a Diego solis, he might touch you!
by Chris yanez August 4, 2022
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Diego

Has a MONSTER COCK, don’t fuck with him cuz he will fuck you up, best dude out here hands down, tear any ass up.
“Diego’s cock completely destroyed me last night.”
by wtv69 November 22, 2021
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Diego tailor

Diego tailor literally means small penis or micro chode. He is shy and self concious of his penis size. And will not loose his virginity to anything but a bomb.
Diego tailor’the chod god’ pressed the button
by I💜diego September 22, 2018
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Diego

Diego is such a bitch
by The TopHat Man January 29, 2022
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